When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.
You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.
These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.
Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO
I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.
It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this
SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now
IMPORTANT. IMPORTANT. DON’t BE A DICK.
in my house last year, we had a group of guys. they were spooked. they walked away from the actor, then one of them came back and PUNCHED THE ACTOR IN THE FACE. she didn’t finish the season.
please, please, PLEASE do not touch actors. do not attempt to pick actors up. do not attempt to trip them. do not smack them in the head. i worked as a roaming actor, outside a house, and the number of times i had unwanted physical contact (including the woman who stroked my nipples) is astounding.
there are real people there under that makeup and behind those masks.
All the hardest, coldest people you meet were once as soft as water.
And that’s the tragedy of living.
It’s like staring straight into the heart of the Elemental Plane of 90s!
i don’t care if this was made in 1995 or last march this is 1000% exactly what the internet is in my heart god bless
we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism
The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.
I can’t lose you too
Well love, you don’t have to worry about me…
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.